Open Letter to Sunshine Regarding Cheez-It Snack Mix | Redneck Rant
Dear Sunshine,
I really like Cheez-its crackers. I’m serious! I’ll spend time spreading peanut butter and jelly on those tiny little crackers because they are so good. 1 minute to put the PB&J on it, 5 seconds to eat it…that’s loyalty.
I recently found some of your Cheez-it Snack Mix on the grocery store shelf and I was thinking, “score!” I threw the bag into my cart and proceeded to the checkout. I was pretty excited. When I got home I decided to poor some into a bowl and started feasting on the tasty snack mix. I started picking out the Cheez-it crackers, wheat squares, bread slices, and rice balls, leaving the pretzels behind. I’m not a big fan of pretzels. This is where my problem is.
Each time I got done picking out all of the good stuff I’m left with nearly a full bowl of pretzels. Bowl, after bowl, after bowl. What’s up with that? If I wanted a bag of pretzel snack mix, I would have purchased a bag of pretzel snack mix. I thought I had purchased a bag of CHEEZ-IT SNACK MIX. I mean, that’s what it said on the bag. Shouldn’t there be MORE Cheez-it crackers than pretzels?
Please take my suggestion and change the Cheez-it to pretzel ratio to something a little more representative of the name on the packaging? If not, can you just change the name to Cheez-it, pretzels and few other things?
Sincerely,
Tyler
Cheez-it lover
Yeah i am a regular buyer of the snack mix, the pretzel ratio is all out of whack. Is there a cheezeit shortage or something.? Lame sauce